RubberChickenMinistries.org is a Queer, Non-Theist, Spiritual Humanist ministry of Joy, Kindness and Love.
We recognize gods as allegorical representations of a spiritual reality that is neither quantifiable by, nor reducible to, a modern scientific approach.
Rubber Chicken Ministries (RCM) offers a range of rituals from various faith traditions to honour your ‘cycle of life’ events. Our founder, Brian Gryphon, is licensed to perform legal marriages in the State of Ohio and brings a nontheistic spiritual humanist approach to marking births, deaths, relationships; any event you consider important.
Celebrations may be held in the privacy of your home, or the setting of your choice. Brian is comfortable working within a number of spiritual (or non-spiritual) traditions. Whether you are looking for a humanist, non-denominational, inter-faith or inter-cultural service, Brian will help you prepare a custom event.
“I vow to uphold the Spirit of Stonewall,
the Destruction of the Closet,
and the Celebration of the Body,
which bourgeois society has banished to the Valley of Shame;“